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📜 Avoid These Resume Mistakes
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Today in 5 minutes or less, you’ll learn 8 critical do’s and don’ts for crafting a resume that stands out.
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👀 How to convince your boss to let you go remote
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📜 Avoid These Resume Mistakes
“I hired a resume service to rewrite my resume. I paid $600.”
“Were you happy with it?” I asked.
“I wasn’t. And it hasn’t generated more leads.”
My stomach dropped.
I believe investing in yourself and your career is one of the best investments you can make. But if you’re not happy with the result, it feels awful. It feels like someone took advantage of you at your weakest moment.
One of my biggest problems with these resume rewrite services is they focus on optimizing a resume. They’re trying to take the resume from 80% —> 100%.
But what many resumes need at the start is resume narrative work. That means trying to get the resume from 50% → 80% first…
And once it’s at 80%, then you optimize.
Here are 8 Do’s and Don’ts to get your resume to 80%:
1/ Start with clean formatting
Do this
What works:
One column
H2 headers
Plain bullets
When parsed by an ATS, it’ll “read” this resume properly.
Not that
Don’t use multiple columns (or tables)
Don’t get fancy with bullets
An ATS may not parse this correctly. Plus, the human eye needs to “work” to find the information it’s looking for.
2/ The summary should summarize
Do this
Data-driven user experience researcher with 5 years experience in UX as a lead or individual contributor. 8 years experience in data analytics and customer insights for digital marketing agencies and publicly traded companies.
Not that
As a dedicated and adaptable professional, I'm ready to leverage my diverse background for success in a Virtual Assistant role. I bring proven expertise in cultivating strong communication skills, fostering positive relationships, and delivering exceptional customer service. With adept organizational efficiency, adaptability, creativity, and resilience, I am well-equipped to optimize team performance and drive operational excellence. I'm enthusiastic about contributing to seamless operations, effective communication, and outstanding customer support as a Virtual Assistant.
3/ Quantify your impact
Here are the three easiest ways to quantify your impact:
How many people affected
How much money earned
How much time saved
Quantifying your impact is how you demonstrate what you did versus just regurgitating a your job description.
Do this
Increased ARR by 200% YoY by lead leading and building a membership subscription plan and 3 training programs.
Not that
Created additional income streams with paid memberships, exclusive content, and training courses.
Support the creation, maintenance, and ongoing refinement of strategic marketing and communications plan in collaboration with senior leadership across the organization.
4/ Exclude common skills and technologies unless relevant
Only include skills and technologies that are highly relevant or technical.
I’ve seen too many people pad their resumes with commonplace skills. This does more harm than good.
If you’ve worked for any digital company, the MS suite (Excel, Word, PowerPoint) is a given.
If you have product management experience, Jira, Confluence, Asana, etc. are a given.
(If you have not worked with those specific tools, it’s assumed you’ll figure out whatever the tech stack is.)
Do this
Technical Proficiencies: Paid Media (Meta, Google, TikTok, Pinterest, Twitter, Display, TV, Podcast), BI Tools (Looker, Tableau), SQL, A/B Testing, Google Analytics, Amplitude, Segment, Mixpanel, Klayviyo, HubSpot, ASO, MMM, MTA
Not that
Content creation, digital marketing, HubSpot, product marketing, project management, communication, efficiency, MS Professional suite, Google Workplace Suite
5/ Clarity > Historical accuracy
Your career progression should make intuitive sense. This is your resume, not your autobiography. It’s OK to be flexible with the timing to keep the narrative clean.
(In case it needs to be said: it’s never OK to make stuff up.)
Do this
Company X
- Sr. Product manager
Company Y
- Product manager
Company Z
-Associate product manager
-Product analyst
Not that
Company X
- Sr. Product manager
- Product manager
Company Y
- Product manager
- Associate product manager
Company Z
- Associate product manager
- Product analyst
- Intern
6/ Use the right titles
Titles are fungible.
If your official title is Digital Operations Specialist but you’re applying for Associate Marketing Manager roles, use that in your resume. If you’re a Customer Champion, use Customer Success Manager.
Make it easy for yourself, but be ethical.
What do I mean by ethical?
Do not inflate. If you were a Marketing Manager, don't promote yourself to a Director. If you’re a Senior Product Manager, Growth, don't upgrade yourself to Head of Growth.
Do this
Technical sales manager, customer success manager, executive assistant
Not that
Technology evangelist, customer happiness rockstar, executive whisperer
7/ Remove fluff
Here’s how I define fluff:
Anyone can say it AND
You can’t quantify it
Fluff hurts your resume. It’s better to say less but make every word count than fluff up your resume.
Do this
Led a team of 5 marketers and analysts to develop business strategies and build ROI and profitability models for 2 games
Not that
Exceptional Communication: Honed through roles such as Early Years Educator and Guest Services Coordinator, where effective communication with parents, children, and diverse clientele was paramount.
Organizational Efficiency: Demonstrated throughout my tenure, where meticulous scheduling, task management, and coordination were essential for smooth operations.
8/ Name drop
Name-dropping is a form of social proof.
Social proof is a mental shortcut. It suggests how you should behave based on the behavior of others.
(This is why you see LinkedIn profiles with ex-Meta, ex-Snap, ex-Google, etc.)
It signals that “these companies trusted me to operate at this level. So you can trust me, too.”
Name-drop when you can.
Do this
Worked with clients like WHO, BBC, and Hilton Hotels. Wrote diverse video scripts for global clients in live-action, animation, and mixed-media formats, with budgets ranging from £5,000 to £150,000, securing projects with compelling proposals.
Not that
Wrote advertising video scripts for B2B and B2C global clients ranging from 30s-5 min in length for live-action, mixed-media, animation, and motion-graphic mediums.
Conclusion
I’ve seen plenty of resume rewrites yield poor results.
I want to create a product that gets as good, if not better, results than your average resume rewrite services….
Then give it away for free.
When I build this out, could I send it to you for feedback?
Hit reply to this email and let me know if that’d be OK.
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